Things ONLY a Foodie would understand.

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I saw a video yesterday called "Types of eaters" by Lilly Singh and it just DING-ED in my brain and gave me the inspiration to write this post. That video was hilarious,tbh. Check it out here. Superwoman's bombdiggity video


So, now I'm going to break down things ONLY a foodie would understand.



1.  Planning your day around food

Foodies plan their day according to when and where they will be eating. 
"Wait, what time are we going to the mall"
"Can we go at 3.00pm?"
"But if we go at 3.00 then we'll miss the lunch hour special at Kenny's"
"Oh yeah, okay lets leave now. How bout dinner?"



2. Your instagram is like a menu card.

Your instagram page is filled with food pictures usually in aesthetic angles (or at least you tried to be aesthetic). The caption is usually on how much you love food because the world needs to know about the blooming relationship between you and that beautiful plate of briyani. Like pffft who needs boyfriend when you have briyani? The world will be a better place if we all could marry briyani.



3. Food is always on your mind.

"What are your plans?"
"You mean for lunch?"
"No,no. I mean like future plans"
"Ohh, you mean like dinner?"


By you I mean FOOD



4. You somehow relate everything to food

Situation : In music class
Person A: Pass me that drum stick
Me: *Searches for 30 minutes for the chicken drumstick before realising he meant the actual drumstick used to play drums*


Situation: In the bedroom
Person B: Can you help me put on a bun?
Me: Why would I waste a perfectly good bun on your hair? Oh wait, you mean the hair bun and not the freshly made ones. Got it.



5. You can never say NO to food

Your stomach might be so full that it's on the verge of exploding but if someone offers you some food, you'd still eat it. 




6. Free food excites you

Come on. Everyone loves free food!







7. Dafuq is a diet?

Salad is not food. Pfffft




8. 5 second rule does not apply to you

So what if the bread fell on the floor. The bread is trying get closer to Mother Earth. Doesn't mean I shouldn't eat it. JKJK don't eat dirty food.





9. All money is spent on food.

I'd think 10 times to buy a RM5.00 notebook but when it comes to buy food, I'd be like,"TAKE ALL MAH MONEYY"




10. Don't mind going for an hour drive to get some good food.

The food will definitely be worth the drive.




11. You NEED to try something new every week

OOOHHH, let's go to that new cafe!






12. Always end up stealing your friend's food.

Your friends literally run away with their food when they see you.


13. But if people steal your food, they're dead.


14. People who don't finish their food annoy you.

 That's disrespectful to the food!

15. Your TO-DO list has a list of food that you want to try.

 Screw that biology assignment, I need to find those rainbow bagels!




16. Your Facebook, Twitter and Instagram feeds are filled with food pictures.

I know you follow bout 500 pages that post food porn. 





17. People who buy you food instantly becomes your bestie.

You get all misty-eyed when someone pays for your food.



18. Food is  BAE. Food is LIFE. Food is everythingggg.




And with that, I would like to end this post by saying that I hope you got hungry reading this. haha

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Okay bye

With little bit of love,
Dheephikha

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  1. Unknown16 August 2016 at 17:14

    No wonder your article about things which Malaysians tired of hearing made me feel as if as I just heard Lilly's voice ! Didn't know you are a fan too ! 'You are ...right??) Haha

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