Types of people during Thaipusam

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Thaipusam just ended and my heart is still going "VEL VEL". If you are an Indian, you probably did go for thaipusam at your respective areas and you would have met these types of people. If you didn't meet any of these people, then probably you are one of them. If you are easily butthurt, please stop reading. The X button is literally at your fingertips. But if you'd like to laugh at yourself, then LEGGO! (Do wait for the GIFs to load)

 1. The aunties

 These aunties mainly come to Thaipusam for shopping. You can see them haggling the price of that yellow coloured saree and if they don't get the price they wanted, they are not going to buy it unless the shop owner agrees to their terms. Until they get the price that their ask for, their answer will always be NO.

And then, there's that aunty (you know that aunty) who CASUALLY cuts into the line to get food. They'd do it so casually and smoothly, it's almost like:

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2. The Musicians

 These are the people who think that with just a kazoo-trumpet thing, they can make music. Little did they know that people around them just wanna SLIPPER their face. I'd be all devotional, closing my eyes and praying to Lord Muruga and suddenly PPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Frigging sound like a whale fart (not that I know how whales fart). 

But having said that, a huge shoutout to the AMAZING urumi players who are too damn good. There was not one kavadi that did not have a rocking urumi team. Every time we hear the urumi playing, we just go :

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 3. The Dancers

 One of the highlights of Thaipusam is that group of boys who are dancing in front of the kavadis. Girls be like "Damn, I wish I could dance too" but we can't because SOCIETY and the next thing you know, a video of me dancing gets uploaded on a useless page with thousands of shares and I would need to leave the country and change my identity. Anyhowww, these boys rock the floor (or road) and be cracking up new steps as they go. Best part about them is they don't care how they look and they'd be kicking out the moves full of confidence. But the truth is that 90% of them dance like this :
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4. The Scaredy Cat with a tiny bit of guts.

There are people who are scared of Thaipusam due to trance or how a kavadi bearer behaves under the trance and also all the needles. These people are scared but they still want to experience the Thaipusam vibes. They'd be fine at the temple but if someone near them goes under a trance :
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5. The Senjus

You normally go to Thaipusam with your friends and your friends might have other friends whom you don't know. So, when your friends meet their friends, they completely forget about you and you are standing there awkwardly like:

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Why you do dis,bruh? Try to include everyone in the conversation so you don't senju the other person.





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 6. The Bangers

 No, it's not what you think. The bangers are those who love to bang into others when walking. We all know the temple is super packed and yet some people love "cruising" around by pushing people around. 
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Upstairs empty ah?



 You are allowed to push and bang into people only and ONLY if you have an exploding diarrhea, you are about to give birth or situations of the same degree of importance. If you push me so you can get that last packet of mee goreng, then that's not good! STAHP.

 7. The Reporters

 These are the people who are constantly holding their phones and updating their social medias with the current Thaipusam events (aka ME). They are constantly on whatsapp, snapchat, twitter, instagram, facebook, myspace, friendster, gmail, you get the idea. Click click click all time errtime.
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  But on a serious note, we all need stop seeing the world through the camera lens and start using our God-given eyes. 

  
8. The analyzers
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These people are those who analyze everything. What a person is wearing, who they are with, how much oil was used in this mee goreng. You can identify an analyzer because the first thing they ask you when they look at you would be something about your clothes or jewellery or hair, basically anything about you. 

They also analyze the kavadis that are present.

Macha 1: Dei, look at that kavadi, needs more colours right?
Macha 2: Yeahhh. But machan, look at that kavadi lah. Too colourful right?

 You both machans need to stop and just enjoy the beauty of the kavadi instead of producing a colour chart of suitable colours for kavadis. 

 9. The hard workers

 These are the ones who are working on Thaipusam despite it being a holiday just to make sure you have a safe and joyful celebration. I'm talking about the policemen, the RELA, the temple volunteers and so on. These people are working hard and therefore deserve some recognition. Thank you for all your hard work and dedication.
The next thaipusam, when you see one of these people just smile at them and make their day better. Do it. Just do it. 

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May god bless them.

10. Finally, the people you DON'T want to meet.

 Loads of people come for Thaipusam and one thing you pray to God is that you don't meet that ONE person who you don't like. It can be your EX, that guy who you blocked on Facebook, the girl who rejected you, the aunty who always asks when are you getting married and the list goes on. Just when you thought it could not get worse, the person sees you and smiles at you or tries to talk with you and you're like :

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 And those are the 10 types of people you would most likely meet during Thaipusam. Hope you enjoyed this post. Do share it if you like it. Do it. Just do it. 

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If you had different experiences, do share them in the comments below. And also sorry if I have offended anyone with this post. Mannichu me(Forgive me)

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 With little bit of love,
Dheephikha

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